Saturday, November 30, 2013

Wolverine

I looked online at the movie listings 
And I saw a treat at the cheap theater
I knew this place I'd soon be visiting 
For my love of Jackman has not petered!

Yes The Wolverine is showing tonight!
And surely you know that I can't resist
A little bit of Hugh and life is right
This is a happiness that will persist

I get to the theater and take my seat
I make sure to sit right in the middle
I know that this night will be really neat
Hugh Jackman never plays second fiddle 

Oh now be still my ever beating heart
For The Wolverine is about to start!

Friday, November 29, 2013

Leftovers

Turkey is what fills all of the fridges
and there are still mashed potatoes to eat
if stuffing was gold... I'd be the richest
but leftover pie is a tasty treat

Day 1 is an easy one: sandwiches
bread, turkey plus cranberries equals yum
if you're too full... unbutton your britches
and eat some more pie before it is done

Day 2 starts to get a little harder
sandwiches start to sound sort of boring
so you throw the carcass in some water
and make some soup before you start snoring

While Thanksgiving day, you are in heaven
leftovers slowly become a burden

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Thanksgiving

As I sit here at the end of the night
I think that today's been an awesome day
so many things have just happened so right
but I've eaten much more than I can say

I went to two dinners with two turkeys
and two bowls full of mashed potatoes
the food stretched out far as the eye could see
the meals seemed to never come to a close

I left one dinner and drove to the next
It was time to head to my grandmas house
grandma's potatoes are always the best
and so I shoveled them into my mouth

Leaving for home, I started to dawdle
as I felt like I could only waddle...

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Steroids and Indian Food

I woke up itchy as I have lately 
Discomfort and small red bumps all the way
But I'd soon return to being stately
As I went to see the doctor today 

At the office the doctor did decide
A steroid injection was in order
This syringe would help the itching subside 
Soon after, I crossed the crazy border

ENERGY PULSED THROUGH ME AND IT FELT GOOD!
BUT SO SOON I NEEDED SOMETHING TO MUNCH!!!
WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? LET'S GET INDIAN FOOD??
YOU KNOW...THAT WOULD MAKE A REALLY GOOD LUNCH!!

FINALLY IT'S DARK; I CAN TAKE A BREAK!
I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP... I FEEL SO AWAKE!!!!!!!!



Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Supernatural Dental Work

He laid down to bed with a cavity
just praying the pain would come to an end
he felt it had been an eternity
since he had felt a pain-free night in bed

Around 3 am, he woke with a chill
he could tell something just wasn't quite right
he opened his eyes and laid perfectly still
for what he saw did give him a great fright

A ghost dentist stood over him drilling
doing supernatural dental work
in minutes he had finished the filling
just maybe this ghost wasn't such a jerk

He awoke in the morning without pain
would he soon see this ghost dentist again?

Monday, November 25, 2013

Ordinary

Today was a day yes that is for sure
I'm also sure that things happened today
some things were evil and some of them pure
but all were part of this journey and way

I talked to some people who told me things
and yes I did hear the things that they said
the people did talk; none of them did sing
they were all alive; none of them were dead

It was quite ordinary I must say
nothing too good also nothing to bad
nothing really stood out in any way
and I must say this does not make me sad

For I see its the ordinary days
that make the good ones stand out anyways

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Shakespeare Sunday: Sonnet Four

You have a beauty too great to not share
but all of your potential you to hoard
when you die your beauty will end right there
that is if you don't share it with the world

To love yourself it is but natural
and from time to time in yourself indulge
but don't always choose yourself above all
if you are a secret you should divulge!

If you in only your self take pleasure
you abuse the gift you have been bestowed
and when you go you can rest assured
you have left no mark on this earth below

Your progeny are doomed not to exist
if you are the only one that you've kissed

Original:
Unthrifty loveliness, why dost though spend
Upon thyself thy beauty's legacy?
Nature's bequest gives nothing but doth lend,
And being frank she lends to those are free.
Then, beauteous niggard, why dost thou abuse
The bounteous largess given thee to give?
Profitless usurer, why dost thou use
So great a sum of sums yet canst not live?
For having traffic with thyself alone,
Thou of thyself thy sweet self dost deceive.
Then how when nature calls thee to be gone,
What acceptable audit canst thou leave?
     Thy unused beauty must be tombed with thee,
     Which usèd, lives th' executor to be.

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Allergy

A small tingling begins upon my arm
not much at first, but it soon starts to grow
where I thought there wouldn't be any harm
a row of red bumps is starting to show

Over my whole body the bumps soon spread
a burning itch occupies all my thoughts
my discomfort is all that fills my head
and life starts to revolve around these spots

I spread on some ointment and take some pills
which do give some small amount of relief
Woe! There seems to be no cure for my ills
that I'll itch forever is my belief

I wish that the doctor would call me back
so together we could this itch attack

Friday, November 22, 2013

Ode to Waffle House

I'm done babysitting and it is late
As I drive my stomach starts to rumble 
I'm not looking for something all that great 
Just something that will silence this grumble 

I see a sign on the side of the street
Yellow block letters; a beacon of hope 
It is here I will find something to eat
Now my night does gain a positive slope

I order more than I know that I should 
I wolf down that bacon and those cheese grits 
I don't care because it tastes really good 
I will eat until my pants do the splits!

Alas I must go I can write no more 
For wielding pen and fork is quite a chore 

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Domesticity

I was taking my shower one morning
It seemed no different than any day
I stepped out and without any warning
I saw that my things had been put away!

Yes it seems that my dork of a boyfriend
decided my room needed to be cleaned
(I mean... he was right; I just can't pretend)
I smirked at his delight... oh what a fiend!

We left for the day, but he came back soon
and before long he was cleaning again
his domesticity just makes me swoon!
he's clearly much better than other men

A man who enjoys cleaning up my mess...
you just can't be that; it's really the best!