Friday, October 18, 2013

Gravity Part 2

(Alternate title: Space Boobs)

I ponder, must one wear a bra in space?
Sure... gravity is minimal... but still
would they fly to hit you right in the face?
maybe just a sports bra would fit the bill?

Maybe all astronauts must have small breasts
is this one of NASA's requirements?
"No space for you if you've got a large chest!"
Implants would soon lead to retirement...

I decided that I should google it
Alas! The answer I still do not know
Answers ranged from "yes" to "a little bit"
and even one that said all bras should go!

After all this I still do have some doubts
I must go to space to figure it out!

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