Tuesday, February 4, 2014

The Ten Stages of Netflix Addiction

First stage: decide which show I want to watch
there are so many shows to choose from!
I scroll and scroll and yet I find no match
Stage two: I finally settle on one 

Stage three: watch an episode... and it's dumb!
then stage four: go back to look once again
I just hope I'll find something that is fun...
repeat stages one through four with no end

Stage five: finally find something that's good
Stage six: "I'll just watch one more episode"
Stage seven: binge watch far more than you should
Stage eight: at last reach the end of the road

Stage nine: realize that your show is all done
Stage ten: ... it's time to go back to stage one

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