Monday

As the clock's numbers became 9 o'clock
I turned my TV on to ABC
I soon reached the couch after a short walk
and sat down to watch Grey's Anatomy

But as time went on, I saw something strange,
and Dancing with the Stars stayed on the screen.
How much more should I wait for it to change?
I soon saw the error in my routine.

Oh what a mistake I had made this night!
How hadn't I noticed this earlier?
I didn't realize something wasn't right;
I'm glad that things didn't get messier.

I spent the whole evening on Thursday,
only to learn that it was still Monday.