Once there was a man with a thousand cats,
and those thousand and one lived in a house.
Every evening they would sit and chat,
and of course there was not a single mouse.
Out back he had a giant litter box
where the cats could all go do their "duty"
He had a room full of abandoned socks;
his pantry held catnip as his booty.
His walls were made out of scratching post board,
and he played with his cats all day each day.
They were his subjects and he was their lord;
none of them would have it another way.
Some may have called him a crazy cat man,
but shouldn't he enjoy life if he can?
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