Naptime

Who decided adults don't need naptime?
Why does it stop after kindergarten?
I find most days a nap would be sublime;
after breaktime I just can't get started.

I guess no one says I can't take a nap,
but is it really considered normal?
I'll put on my nightgown and sleeping cap,
and just plop down somewhere that's informal

And as I lay there asleep on the floor
will anyone dare disturbe my slumber?
For while they may think me a horrid boor,
their awe will let me sleep unencumbered.

Yes I think I shall try this naptime soon
whether at my school, the bank, or the moon