Sunday, May 5, 2013

Mad Lib Sonnet

A note:
Yes, this is a sonnet in the form of a mad lib. I have listed the word types and the number of syllables needed for each blank and then the sonnet with the place holders for the different blanks. I have also included a version that a friend of mine worked through. Please post your results in the comments! 

  1. Adj (2 Syl)
  2. Place (2 Syl)
  3. Noun (2 Syl)
  4. Noun (2 Syl)
  5. Animal (2 Syl)
  6. Verb Past Tense (3 Syl)
  7. Emotion as adj (2 Syl)
  8. Verb Past Tense (2 Syl)
  9. Adverb (3 Syl)
  10. Verb Past Tense (1 Syl)
  11. Noun (1 Syl)
  12. Verb infinitive(1 Syl)
Long ago there was a           1           bunny
In the land of          2           she made her home
Her          3           smelled like the sweetest honey
And she spread          4           everywhere she roamed

One day she met a           5            on the road
"Have you ever          6          ?" he asked her
She felt so          7           and it surely showed
She          8           as the          5           eyed her fur

"Why do you ask?" she          9           replied
But the          5           just          10           and gave a grin
And she realized it was her          11           he eyed
She needed to          12          or she'd never win

So          12          she did and for almost a day.
When she was done, the          5           went away.


Completed with friends' answers:

Thx Nicky:

Long ago there was a crunchy bunny
In the land of Denver she made her home
Her toilet smelled like the sweetest honey
And she spread pilot everywhere she roamed

One day she met a jaguar on the road
"Have you ever embarrassed?" he asked her
She felt so angry and it surely showed
She giggled as the jaguar eyed her fur

"Why do you ask?" she sexily replied
But the jaguar just just hit and gave a grin
And she realized it was her butt he eyed
She needed to choke or she'd never win

So choke she did and for almost a day.
When she was done, the jaguar went away.

Thx Talos:


Long ago there was a gruesome bunny
In the land of nation she made her home
Her people smelled like the sweetest honey
And she spread city everywhere she roamed

One day she met a raven on the road
"Have you ever devoured?" he asked her
She felt such sorrow and it surely showed
And she beat as the raven eyed her fur

"Why do you ask?" she quietly replied
But the raven hated and gave a grin
And she realized it was her home he eyed
She needed to rise or she'd never win

So rise she did and for almost a day.
When she was done, the raven went away.


And uh... Thx Kevin:

Long ago there was a poopy bunny
In the land of Poopville she made her home
Her poopie smelled like the sweetest honey
And she spread poopie everywhere she roamed

One day she met a poopbill on the road
"Have you ever poopiéd?" he asked her
She felt so poopéd and it surely showed
She poopéd as the jaguar eyed her fur

"Why do you ask?" she poopily replied
But the poopbill just just hit and gave a grin
And she realized it was her poop he eyed
She needed to poop or she'd never win

So poop she did and for almost a day.
When she was done, the poopbill went away.

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