There are times when I buy things at the store
and wonder what the cashier thinks of me.
Do they even notice it anymore,
or all they all laughing internally?
Febreze on it's own is not so funny,
but I bought crayons and underwear too…
Did they keep a straight face for my money?
and what would adding some laxatives do?
I wonder the weirdest things that they've seen
one single person purchase together.
How about Legos and some Vaseline?
Maybe Jell-o, lasagna, and feathers?
There are possibilities without end
I will just have to ask a retail friend
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