"This grey lump is supposedly bacon"
that is what my mother's text said to me
maybe the head chef was just mistaken
when he wrote down what the menu would be.
My mother is in Canada you see,
and she'd ordered some bacon with breakfast,
and she'd hoped to solve a great mystery:
what sort of bacon they'd bring when she asked.
The mystery grows more mysterious
In light of this latest discovery
This investigation is serious,
and I wonder what the answer will be.
So now with this grey and lumpy surprise,
she'll just have to increase her sample size.
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