I wonder if it would be too much work
to rhyme each line of this sonnet with fork
as I reminisce on Mindy and Mork
I start to feel like a bit of a dork
Of course all babies come from the stork
and those who keep kosher do not eat pork
If you don't want to be killed by an orc
you should pack up and move to old New York
The Swedish Chef Muppet sometimes says "Bork"
I've got nice wine that it's time to uncork
The star of "The Wrestler" was Mickey Rourke
To bale some hay you will need a pitchfork.
That's all I can think of to rhyme with fork
please just don't ask me to do it with spork.
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