Pain in the Neck

I woke up this morning and tried to rise
but soon from my neck I heard a loud pop
As I tried to get up, to my surprise
I felt pain in my neck that would not stop.

I turned the alarm off and TV on
and I tried to turn right to see the screen
When I turned I cried out an awful song
for the pain that it caused was quite obscene

I cried and I called out for some relief
oh what had I done to deserve this pain
this pain in my neck was beyond belief
I thought I might never turn it again.

I groaned, took a shower and some Aleve
and this combination my pain relieved.