Thursday, January 24, 2013

Nonsensonnet!

I'm writing a sonnet that makes no sense
Dolphins like to sleep on top of their cars
Cantaloupe seeds are varyingly dense
I've never seen a horse smoke a cigar.

Archeologists love to play hockey
The sky can't see where he is going now
My left sock looks a little too cocky
Hey! Look at that fish! He's eating a cow!

A spoon is a spoon only if it spoons
Cheese Nips will always try to brush their teeth
Yo momma so fat that she has two moons
coconuts won't fit in a floral wreath

The monkey was hungry, and so it died
I would like some fish that is not deep fried

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