Sunday, January 20, 2013

The Mexican Food Dilemma

Mexican food is so tasty and cheap
It's too easy to order too much food
You can wolf it all down with out a peep
But after that things will not be so good

In just a short time you will start to feel
the slightest bubble from deep within you
You'll be thinking that you had a great meal
as your stomach contents begin to stew

A while later you'll hope you're alone
as you now make flatulent emissions
you will make your room your own stinky zone
you will foster non-humane conditions

and though you will greatly regret this sin
it is certain that you'll do it again

Note: After writing this I'm not sure if anyone has written a sonnet about farts before. Even if I'm the first, I'm not convinced I should be proud of that accomplishment.


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