"Why are there so many types of crackers?"
I stared at the aisle and thought to myself
Oh why can't these companies be slackers?
Do they really need to fill all these shelves??
I just needed something to bring for lunch
maybe something to go with ham and cheese
I expected a few, but got a bunch
the thought of choosing brought me to my knees
I stood there staring with my mouth agape
eyeing all the crackers in front of me
then I noticed the ham's peculiar shape:
A circle!! Then so should the cracker be!
A note of triumph was heard in my voice
...until I had to make another choice
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