Eight Whole Pairs

I cleaned out the trunk of my car today
I must admit it had been a long while
Three large bags of trash I did throw away
and of other things I had quite the pile

Eight whole pairs of shoes I found in my car
I also found two shoes with out a mate
Wrappers of long eaten granola bars
and a ticket from going to ice skate

Several scarves and a saucepan as well
two jackets and a large stuffed ladybug
(A ladybug... really? uhhhh... what the hell???)
at last I was done and all inside lugged

I'll never let it get this bad again...
Yeah right! From driving I'd have to abstain...