(Spoiler Alert for lots of Hugh Jackman movies)
I know that I mentioned this yesterday,
but Hugh Jackman's lovers meet tragic ends
In the X-Men movies he loves Jean Grey
She dies and then contributes to this trend
In The Wolverine Jean's death eats away
another lover dies in The Prestige
and in Van Helsing his love he does slay
plus Kayla dies in the first Wolverine!
In Australia he thinks Sarah is dead
In Les Mis he employs Fantine who dies
Then in Swordfish, Ginger fakes it instead
it turns out she's evil and full of lies!
I do wonder if this worries his wife:
that loving Hugh Jackman ends women's lives
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