(Alternate title: Hugh Jackman Film Festival: X-Men Origins - Wolverine)
Today's movie was this box office flop
that holds such a special place in my heart
while the ratings did not put it on top
in its own way it was a piece of art
At a certain point, about halfway through
Hugh Jackman runs naked across a field
I ask: What is a girl supposed to do?
I looked at his butt; my sadness was healed
Matthew McConaughey's Butt is nothing
compared to these beautiful buns of steel
the first time I thought that I was dreaming
but I pinched myself and saw they were real
I don't have much to say about the plot,
but I couldn't stop staring! Would you not??
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